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This movie is like Godzilla and Power Rangers are having an affair and Godzilla got pregnant with Rangers’ love child.   For some reason Big O was upset.   Power Rangers and Big O cheated on Godzilla pacific-rim-jaeger-blueprintand had another bastard child.   Evangelion was like dude, I need to get in on some of this action and leaked to the tabloid that he’s having a love child with Godzilla and the tabloid went wild with the story.   The tabloid reported that Godzilla raped the Queen of England and had a love child called PACIFIC RIM.   Yeah, it’s that kind of party.   There’s chaos on the streets, people are dying and then the Brits send in Idris Elba to cancel the mounting apocalypse.   The Execs at WB, those beautiful patriots, wave to Guillermo del Toro to pass the weed he was smoking and take a big puff and say, “Dude, that’s the movie we want to see.   Here’s what we are going to do.   We’ll drive trucks load of money to your houses, you send us the verb-age for Pacific Rim and you can start tomorrow!”   To his amazement, standing there in his Doctor Strange outfit, Guillermo del Toro said, “I’m game” and walked out.
Swear to God that’s what happened. The next morning Guillermo del Toro E-mailed this to the Execs at WB.
“When legions of monstrous creatures, known as Kaiju, started rising from the sea, a war began that would take millions of lives and consume humanity’s resources for years on end.
To combat the giant Kaiju, a special type of weapon was devised: massive robots, called Jaegers, which Pacific-Rim-Movie-Chinese-Jaeger-Crimson-Typhoonare controlled simultaneously by two pilots whose minds are locked in a neural bridge. But even the Jaegers are proving nearly defenseless in the face of the relentless Kaiju.
On the verge of defeat, the forces defending mankind have no choice but to turn to two unlikely heroes – a washed up former pilot (Charlie Hunnam) and an untested trainee (Rinko Kikuchi) – who are teamed to drive a legendary but seemingly obsolete Jaeger from the past. Together, they stand as mankind’s last hope against the mounting apocalypse.”
Tell me that your brain didn’t just have an orgasm!
Your beloved Raphie